" reverse mortgage "

 [ "reverse mortgage" ]

1: To ram one's fist up the ass of a midget and hold it aloft victoriously, wearing the midget on one's hand like some fleshy oven mitt.

  * e.g.,  ... Willy: Do you watch that show "Little People, Big World?"  

 [ "Reverse Mortgage" ]

1: An individual dresses up like Magnum P.I., inserts their penis or dildo into their partner’s ass and, upon completion, takes the deed to their partners house.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom Selleck enjoys advertising his love for reverse mortgages as a way to pay off debts, medical bills and other expenses without ever being forced to leave your home. 

 [ "Reverse Mortgage" ]

1: Paying a prostitute to fuck you in the ass with a dildo.

  * e.g.,  ... Sam 'What's your rate per hour for a reverse mortgage?' 

 [ "Reverse mortgage" ]

1: When you have crashed and or been mutilated beyond recognition repair or plastic surgery and hospice is your future for the rest of your life that is a reverse mortgage

  * e.g.,  ... When you are sliding down an icy Hill on your toboggan with your family watching and are starfish through the air and immediately s*** with into the hardest snow concrete pack thank you can find on the planet break every bone in your body that is a reverse mortgage 

 [ "Reverse mortgage" ]

1: A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.